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stiffy_budgie is sick :(
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cheekychick is Trimmin
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mzparnia I don't mean to sound sleezy but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy.
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View Profile by suavejones · 2 minutes ago    

pac again ey? lol
 
View Profile by mimmies69 · 57 seconds ago    

u one gay motherfucker
 
View Profile by wtfjames · 40 seconds ago    

2pac = best rapper of all time
 
jassi123 is chasing some votes pls vote for me
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View Profile by wtfjames · 3 minutes ago    

k u vote me back
 
View Profile by Chetah · 2 minutes ago    

mmmm ditto
 
View Profile by suavejones · 2 minutes ago    

whats with the blocked profile braahh
 
View Profile by wtfjames · 2 minutes ago    

accept friend request so i can vote u
 
suavejones Dance for us chlozza and mimmies69 Dance!
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View Profile by Chetah · 2 minutes ago    

they kinda jumping up and down at the moment suave ha ha want me to make em dance lmao
 
View Profile by mimmies69 · 43 seconds ago    

whudafuc
 
Chetah oi mimmies wut up wid mi nigger?u ite?dont dog me dawg :P
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View Profile by mimmies69 · 5 minutes ago    

ayeeee dont be frontin sis u aint go nada on me dog
 
View Profile by Chetah · 5 minutes ago    

i speak ya language n u still ignore me ??pffft fine then your definately off my xmas list now bitchy bum !! yup yup!!
 
View Profile by chlozza · 5 minutes ago    

aye who you sink you is, keep tryn sista gurl
 
View Profile by chlozza · 4 minutes ago    

u doesnt no how to speak our language, so bust dawg
 
View Profile by Chetah · 3 minutes ago    

I sucking sink I sam she sweetest sgirl sere lmao
 
View Profile by Chetah · 3 minutes ago    

u is sooo funny :P keep going i starting to feel better ha ha
 
View Profile by mimmies69 · 27 seconds ago    

fuck ur ole dog
 
chlozza wants mimmies taboo n bims
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View Profile by mimmies69 · 7 minutes ago    

u want my taboo aye dart
 
rickieerockkk is homeee from school lad
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View Profile by wtfjames · 9 minutes ago    

dude wat yr u in
 
Chetah is not well:( welcome back to the hood mimmies:P
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View Profile by mimmies69 · 19 minutes ago    

u call dis a hood? farrrrrk aw yeah u dun see nutin yet sista gurl
 
View Profile by suavejones · 19 minutes ago    

whats up?
 
View Profile by Chetah · 18 minutes ago    

right back at ya sista! lol sorry i tried n failed miserably at slang :(
 
View Profile by mimmies69 · 17 minutes ago    

u is funny
 
View Profile by Chetah · 17 minutes ago    

hey suave dunno think i musta put the rufulon in my orange juice this morn instead of yours:P
 
View Profile by Chetah · 16 minutes ago    

oh i read your status earlier mimmies...we may be broke arse but we is happy :)
 
View Profile by suavejones · 16 minutes ago    

u know u cant keep trying that on me..
 
View Profile by Chetah · 15 minutes ago    

hey give me credit 4 trying :P ha ha
 
View Profile by suavejones · 14 minutes ago    

hmm not giving u credit, no idea what u wanted to do
 
View Profile by Chetah · 13 minutes ago    

lmao
 
View Profile by Chetah · 12 minutes ago    

ugghhh i real not too good. hey mimmies piss me off so i start to feel better will ya?? your good at doing that to people lol
 
View Profile by suavejones · 12 minutes ago    

:( no good babe
 
View Profile by Chetah · 9 minutes ago    

must have to speak potty mouth to em ha ha give me a sec.......
 
essi69 ignore it and it will hopfully go away!!! :p
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View Profile by wtfjames · 21 minutes ago    

i hope LOL
 
mimmies69 aight im back keep running ur mouths u only look like a bitch ass , you is all ugly broke ass motherfuckers cheaaa ma baaah
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View Profile by mimmies69 · 23 minutes ago    

broke ass motherfucker usin dis site unna
 
View Profile by suavejones · 22 minutes ago    

haha, ur cute :)
 
View Profile by mimmies69 · 22 minutes ago    

aye whut bust ya ole mut
 
View Profile by kelly78 · 20 minutes ago    

aw our lovely huggen friend is bak
 
View Profile by ratpack · 20 minutes ago    

and that comin from U!
 
View Profile by chlozza · 20 minutes ago    

use a doll
 
View Profile by mimmies69 · 16 minutes ago    

chlozza no u da dardy sing fuck everyone else word
 
View Profile by chlozza · 15 minutes ago    

u is lubly, moughn?
 
View Profile by kelly78 · 14 minutes ago    

mimmie its called english speak it
 
View Profile by suavejones · 13 minutes ago    

funny how they speak perfectly when i was offering joobs haha
 
View Profile by chlozza · 11 minutes ago    

i never asked for your joobs so fuck you busst
 
View Profile by Chetah · 11 minutes ago    

lmao
 
View Profile by kelly78 · 11 minutes ago    

lol sj there jus dyslexic wen they think there hard core
 
View Profile by kelly78 · 10 minutes ago    

aw wats wrong chlozza u upset
 
View Profile by suavejones · 9 minutes ago    

exactly, hey u wouldnt happen to be wasted in ur dp?
 
View Profile by chlozza · 8 minutes ago    

nah kellz bellz im happy sis gurrl
 
View Profile by kelly78 · 7 minutes ago    

me nar lol that comes natural :)
 
View Profile by mimmies69 · 6 minutes ago    

aye cunt dont be frontin
 
View Profile by kelly78 · 6 minutes ago    

i think its sista gurl talk yr talk properly if u guna
 
View Profile by suavejones · 5 minutes ago    

kel wonder what ur like drunk lol
 
View Profile by kelly78 · 5 minutes ago    

lol sj dnt need any at tyms lol and mim yr a clown seriously u r here 4 my entertainment so start dancing
 
View Profile by kelly78 · 4 minutes ago    

aw u never no wat u get with me sj wen drunk but its usually smiles all round
 
View Profile by suavejones · 3 minutes ago    

hmmm im weary of u kel lol, might wake up with texta all over me in the very least..
 
View Profile by chlozza · 58 seconds ago    

we here for our own entertainment, so keeep talkn dart
 
View Profile by kelly78 · 13 seconds ago    

hahaha that at the very least i jus get cheeky and like haven a gd tym so anythen can detail in that we shld all hang out some tym
 
Jaymee-lea waitn for the man
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ratpack was SO sick last night, uncontrollable spewing is not a nice thing:(
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View Profile by wtfjames · 29 minutes ago    

dayum man.....howd u get so sick
 
View Profile by ratpack · 27 minutes ago    

no idea...was just finished cooking tea, felt queezy...started spewing! had to gewt the doc out and everything
 
View Profile by suavejones · 27 minutes ago    

thats messed up dude
 
MissionDelicious is giggling...
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View Profile by suavejones · 39 minutes ago    

stop it!
 
View Profile by MissionDelicious · 37 minutes ago    

never! :P
 
View Profile by suavejones · 34 minutes ago    

hmm well i tried
 
View Profile by mimmies69 · 24 minutes ago    

fuck up
 
themaurizio is waiting to hear if I got this job.
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jorjaxxx is listenin to music waiting for the toner in my hair to do its job :)
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tijimon however many 'likes' i get on this status is the amount of drinks im havin tonight :) gogogo!
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suavejones To hoodie or not to hoodie?
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View Profile by wtfjames · 1 hours ago    

hoodie
 
View Profile by suavejones · 55 minutes ago    

cool poopy.. whats doin wtfjames?
 
View Profile by MissionDelicious · 44 minutes ago    

grim reaper, much? lul
 
View Profile by suavejones · 40 minutes ago    

dont piss me off or ur next ;)
 
View Profile by MissionDelicious · 37 minutes ago    

Oh, I'm not scared of you Mr Death :)
 
View Profile by suavejones · 34 minutes ago    

u no like?
 
doot is relaxing on smsfun this friday afternoon
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View Profile by MissionDelicious · 43 minutes ago    

sif, get back to work you slacker! :P
 
bexta had a great night at the pub last night with the girls!
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mercuryspooning just updated his status.
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View Profile by wtfjames · 1 hours ago    

OOOORRRRRRLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
 
mat10173 is maken a coffee lol
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MeganDaisy is loveing shapes right now.
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View Profile by suavejones · 1 hours ago    

circles, squares, rectangles...
 
View Profile by MeganDaisy · 1 hours ago    

IRREGULAR TRAMPEZIUMS :D
 
View Profile by suavejones · 51 minutes ago    

check out the big brain on megan!
 
vally-c is goin 2 d beach afta work :)
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Rhiiannonchelsea is listening to Jason Mraz <3
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JakeisCool Pissed Off!!!! Damn the River Card!!!!
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Thang Mai is focusing on study
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snoria is loving this site its great wen u got no credit love it
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View Profile by THEPOTATO · 2 hours ago    

agreed.... stoopid ripoff telecommunication companies
 
bellam is so ready to sleep !!!!!!!!!%100% yep yep
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View Profile by bellam · 2 hours ago    

is bad

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